Jesus and St Peter are playing golf.Jesus is using his cosmic powers to move the ball hither and tither,up over trees to return in boomerang-type arcs and so on.

St Peter finally gets fed up and says,”Are you going to  play the game or are you just going to mess around?”

Jesus is hanging on the cross at Calvary.He sees Peter walking by at the bottom of the hill.He calls out to him,”Peter,Peter,come up here, I’ve got something to  tell you.” So Peter starts up the hill towards the cross.He has’nt gone very far,though,when he is set upon by a couple of centurions, who give him a bit of a beating,abuse him for being a Christian,and then cut both his arms off.  Read more... (284 words, 18 images, estimated 1:08 mins reading time)

1. Admire Adolf Hitler

2. Have a drinking problem to excess, perhaps drink 5 bottles of wine a day, maybe more.

3.Have to be right all of the time, every time.

4. Think that your opinions or ideas are strange or wrong.

5. Just likes your body, nothing else.

6.Have another partner on the side, and cannot leave them at all.

7. Tells you, your wrong.

8. Is pushy and bossy,tells you your wrong for giving him up.  Read more... (279 words, 17 images, estimated 1:07 mins reading time)

Happy New Year! Hope you’re enjoying celebrating New Year’s Eve – roll on 2008…..

God, one moment I was celebrating the year 2000, the next thing it’s nearly the end of the decade…. geez time flies.

In no time at all we all will be celebrating the end of the first decade of the New Millenium,

Which is in 2010 – only 2 years away huh? yikkes!  Read more... (71 words, 17 images, estimated 17 secs reading time)