Jesus and St Peter are playing golf.Jesus is using his cosmic powers to move the ball hither and tither,up over trees to return in boomerang-type arcs and so on.
St Peter finally gets fed up and says,”Are you going to play the game or are you just going to mess around?”
Jesus is hanging on the cross at Calvary.He sees Peter walking by at the bottom of the hill.
1. Admire Adolf Hitler 2. Have a drinking problem to excess, perhaps drink 5 bottles of wine a day, maybe more. 3.Have to be right all of the time, every time. 4. Think that your opinions or ideas are strange or wrong. 5. Just likes your body, nothing else. 6.Have another partner on the side, [...]
Happy New Year! Hope you’re enjoying celebrating New Year’s Eve – roll on 2008….. God, one moment I was celebrating the year 2000, the next thing it’s nearly the end of the decade…. geez time flies. In no time at all we all will be celebrating the end of the first decade of the New [...]