Jesus and St Peter are playing golf.Jesus is using his cosmic powers to move the ball hither and tither,up over trees to return in boomerang-type arcs and so on.

St Peter finally gets fed up and says,”Are you going to  play the game or are you just going to mess around?”

Jesus is hanging on the cross at Calvary.He sees Peter walking by at the bottom of the hill.He calls out to him,”Peter,Peter,come up here, I’ve got something to  tell you.” So Peter starts up the hill towards the cross.He has’nt gone very far,though,when he is set upon by a couple of centurions, who give him a bit of a beating,abuse him for being a Christian,and then cut both his arms off.  Read more... (284 words, 18 images, estimated 1:08 mins reading time)