Some Funny Jokes
21 November 2009 | By Jo in Jokes and Funny SightsJesus and St Peter are playing golf.Jesus is using his cosmic powers to move the ball hither and tither,up over trees to return in boomerang-type arcs and so on.
St Peter finally gets fed up and says,”Are you going to play the game or are you just going to mess around?”
Jesus is hanging on the cross at Calvary.He sees Peter walking by at the bottom of the hill.He calls out to him,”Peter,Peter,come up here, I’ve got something to tell you.” So Peter starts up the hill towards the cross.He has’nt gone very far,though,when he is set upon by a couple of centurions, who give him a bit of a beating,abuse him for being a Christian,and then cut both his arms off.
Jesus calls out to him again,”Peter,Peter, come up here,I’ve got something to tell you,something really interesting.” Peter wriggles forth in the dust until he reaches the base of the cross. “What?” he asks in a cracking voice.
Jesus answers,”Peter, I can see your house from here.”
There’s a Catholic priest and and an Anglican minister walking down the street arguing about when life begins.The priest says,”Life begins at the moment of conception.”The minister says,”No,no, life begins when the baby issues forth from the womb.”
Just then, a Jewish rabbi walks past.”Actually,”he says,”life begins when the dog dies and the kids leave home.”
The three wise showed up in Bethlehem.They made their way to the inn and finally to where the manger was.The first wise man bent in to enter but not enough and he banged his head badly on a beam.”Jesus Christ!” he said.
Joseph said,”That’s a good name.I’ll call him that.I was going to call him Fred.”
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22 November 2009 | Jo Said:
Really funny jokes.Should make people laugh and tickle their funny bone.If they have got one, that is.
27 January 2010 | Tim Winter Said:
Those were pretty funny. I think I’ll come up with a few of these types of jokes for my own blog. thanks for posing them.
.-= Tim Winter´s last blog ..bad goldfish names =-.